you dip the chicken nuggets in whiskey and then roll them in cocaine for a nice speedy schnitzel
That is going to taste so bitter, my tongue just dried up from thinking of it
That's why there's bbq sauce.
The straight whole coffee beans. 🤣
All that and not a single date to be found in the photo. Has bro never been to a grocery store?
Add a gun and some bullets and call it the Hunter S. Thompson Special.
Needs more grapefruit.
Wake up. First Chival Royale of the day.
This charcuterie board fucks.
WHERE are the motherfucking CHEESE BALLS?!
After enough coke everyone has cheese balls.
I can't wait to put your Sweady balls in my mouth.
That's a fucking party right there
Three condoms? My, we're young and frisky, aren't we?
They are unwrapped and sitting pretty close to some meat and cheese. Feels like that's just asking for disrupting vaginal health balance. Plus I'd be suspicious of holes poked in the condoms. Unwrapping them is such a weird thing to do.
Frist of all, why are there condoms in the food second why are there 3 of them?
The only question is, one at a time, or all at once?
That depends.
39 and under crowd - "Wanna go again?"
40 and over crowd - "I'm going to need at least that many breaks."
To me this just looks like a typical day that started with the best of intentions.
Oh sweet, mcnuggets!
Which should pair well with the whiskey and coke. According to a friend.
I can almost hear Major Kong (Slim Pickens) from Doctor Strangelove:
"Shoot... a fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all this stuff."I love the gummy taste of condoms with my Brie and crackers
YES.
I'll order the same happy meal.
no joke, you know the brie and gummy worms work.
Need a weirdness tier list for this
