How my gf describes the spider in the bathroom.

What's with the scribbles over the comic?

I mean, with a spider that size, whose apartment is it anyways?

Sorry. Spiders shouldn't come infront of me. If I see it, they are dead. Horrible, ugly creatures. I am scared of it.

Yeah, nah, you're too big. Your place is the garden.

That's literally what I do in real life. Smol cute jumping spiders are left alone, garden tarantulas get forcibly relocated back to the garden, brown recluses are murdered with extreme prejudice. I never found a wandering spider but they do pop up in my region of the globe so... if I found one I'd be probably fumigating my whole house just to make sure that none survived.