It wasn't "sent in" - all the others stepped back, quietly, without telling him. Hey uh, let's see how it goes?!:-P
That pigeons name? Detective Mike Peralta.
coo coo coo coo coo cool
The party sending the bard to negotiate with the dragon, the rest of them ready to bolt if things go downhill.
My party always sent me (the wizard) to negotiate with the dragons. The bard didn't know draconic, and my wizard's first Epic Feat was Polyglot. Between me and the rogue we knew 26 different languages before I took Polyglot to just know every language and cypher.
Believe it or not, communicating is also the macguffin in a successful marriage.
Did those pidgeons forget they can fly?
Pigeons are pretty fast getting off the ground and have matrix-like reflexes, they are not in any current danger
The cat is close enough that it is uncertain, they are in enough danger to warrant their full attention.
They're pretty agile birds. While corvids like jays peck to harass/kill other birds, pigeons use their strong pectorals to beat them with their wings.
You're a good negotiator, Pesto!
What's dat supposed ta mean???
Nothen you're a good negotiator.
Are you saying that i eat cute little nagoshi's and wear cat ears and say nyuu to amuse you? is dat what your sayen???
No Pesto I'm just sayen you're a good negotiator that's all.
Oh.
long pause
DaTs It, I'll gIvE ya NegOtIator!
Get the fuck outta here!
"We're sending someone to negotiate!!"
/noises/
"Anybody else want to negotiate??"
Be that pigeon!
Nah.
No Mr. Pigeon, I expect you to die.
Is there a video?
They are re-enacting a scene from Braveheart.
Who would win: 1 cat vs 19 birds
