Human missions to Mars in doubt after astronaut kidney shrinkage revealed

‘An astronaut could make it to Mars but they might need dialysis on the way back,’ scientist warns

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Good! Maybe those stupid fucks will realize we only have one planet to unfuck. Can't escape to a red shit hole now.

Ah who am I kidding.
Don't worry, Elon will invent an cyber-liver that can be implanted in your body and uses off the shelf coffee filters to clean your blood.
It's cold up there. Of course it's going to shrink. I'm sure it's more than adequate.

Oh, kidney. Nvm.