A Cool Guide Tourist Advisory What Not to Do in Qatar

Sounds like a really shitty place to visit

Realistically there are two reasons you're going there, one is because you have a business obligation or potential contract which incentivizes going there, and two is because you got conned by tourist bait ads that try to hush hush all this stuff because it drives people away.
- 3rd you need a connection flight
- Third is you're an influencer and don't want to pay taxes.

What not to do in Qatar:
-come

I think that's covered in "dating" unless you want to do it by yourself.
- Sounds kind homoish to me though
- Don’t count out the DIY crowd

Addendum -- What not to do: "Visit Qatar."

My gay buddy wants to go to Dubai I'm like bruh they don't drink, arrest gays, and it's a fucking cardboard movie set city. It's omega lame af.

Just go to Vietnam or Thailand instead. Great food, cheap af, and they party.

People play too many games with their lives. If a government is telling me not to go to their country, I interpret that as a threat.
- I mean it is in every way a threat. There's a silent "or else" at the end.
Thailand: don't say anything at all about the monarchy
- Who, this guy?

Things you can do: slavery

Why would anyone want to visit this shit ass petrol state?

They seem to get all the major sports championships.

2004 Asian Men's Handball Championship - hosted in Qatar.  
2004 ITTF World Team Table Tennis Championships - hosted in Qatar.  
2005 West Asian Games - hosted in Qatar.  
1998 Men's World Open Squash Championship.   
2002 Women's World Open Squash Championship.  
2004 Men's World Open Squash Championship.  
FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™.  
Qatar Grand Prix (Formula 1).  
IAAF World Athletics Championships.  
AFC Asian Cup.  
Qatar motogp.  
WTA Qatar Open (tennis).

Thats because the organizers take bribes from the petrol state

what a sad boring place. don't go and spend your money somewhere else.

No dating? How do they reproduce?

Two words, arranged marriage.
- One word, rape.
Have you seen their population diagram? They import.

(Yes, I know, it's more complex than that.)
Your parents match you, an Imam marries you, then the Emir impregnates the wife.
I wonder if it's meant to contrast to a "chaste courtship" sort of thing. Just a wild guess, though.

Damn, I think I'd break 6-7 of these just by going to the beach.

Damn

Straight to jail.

This place sounds boring as fuck. What a bunch of squares.

Cool, an intolerant place i wont ever go.

I'm not inheritly against different cultures wanting to maintain their values, but I definitely wish people could freely enter and leave their culture.

In the case of Qatar, I can imagine not many women would be interested in staying if it was super easy to switch cultures, but at the same time cultures around the world are beautiful, even if different, and it's a shame that they can't be preserved.

Cultures evolve like anything else. Even language is constantly evolving. Preserving cultures is for museums, not for a growing society. I think that's part of the reason we are in such a shitty place everywhere. 2024 and there's still racist homophobic idiots everywhere trying to preserve the "good ol days"

Top of my list of things to not do is visit Qatar.

I was a drunk gay in Qatar.

That seems dangerous. Why did you do it?

Remember to not behave like you're gay kids!

It come from the troll man in reddit, dont be idiots please

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The easiest thing not to do is to not be in Qatar. At all. Ever.