It's impossible that they could hurt me
It's impossible that they could hurt me
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if not fren then why fren shaped?
86 0 ReplyWe were "groomed" by plush toys...
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If not friend why friend shaped??
64 0 ReplyCame here looking for this lol
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47 0 ReplyI'll never understand the evolutionary advantage of nature developing the friendliest fluffy soft ears and putting them on a 200kg apex predator.
36 0 Reply200 kg? Try 800 kg
25 0 ReplyTry 1763.7 pounds! It sounds bigger.
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They were cozing up to humans for the title of "ultimate hunting duo apex" but because they don't hunt during winter so the wolves won the contest.
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we should have domesticated bears
23 0 ReplyI meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.
17 0 ReplyHaha i had almost forgotten that teacup storm.
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Moreso:
14 0 Reply"Why, to better to hear your screams of course."
12 0 ReplyI don’t get it
11 0 ReplyThe ears are cute
37 0 ReplyAh, thanks. Unfortunately the real estate 6-12 inches south of those ears is ever so slightly less cute
15 0 ReplyDarwin awards those who work hard
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The irresponsible pitbull owners mindset right there.
11 0 ReplyBut they’re just a bear. You can trust them being brought into the house and left with the kids.
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Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.
6 0 ReplyAn apex predator shouldn't have 30mph running speeds and 3d smell-o-vision. There is no God...
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5 0 ReplyThese are actually Viking's pet
5 0 ReplyCossacks like them too
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Don’t feed them people damn it I know they look like a dog
3 0 ReplyWhy do you feed your dog with people?
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If they were bigger they'd get bitten off more often in all the fights.
2 0 ReplyThey live in cold climates, so they have thick fur.
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