next day: I invented something called a subscription!
21 0 ReplyThe day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.
11 0 Replyor we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)
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What sayest thou?
parchment casket loaden scrolle?!?18 0 ReplyBack upon thine ass with ye ol resurrection.
11 0 Reply"How is girl got pergament?"
8 0 ReplyHow is babby formed?
4 0 Reply"I think I got gf bergamot, what to do next?"
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Please contact HP PrinterCare
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12 0 ReplyPlease subscribe to print
12 0 Reply"PC Load Letter"
11 0 ReplyThe manuscript clearly states this - I don't understand such confusion in this thread.
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But I only wanted to print in black and white.
9 0 ReplyFuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.
7 0 ReplyDamn it Marty! .... I told you we should have used that two for one ink special last spring! .... now we're going to have to delay the reformation until the 1600s!
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Too bad, we need to track your prints
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I hope we can get the source code if the press jam, otherwise we need to write a new OS.
3 0 ReplyMagenta didn’t exist in 1440
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