Why won't they let me en passant, are they stupid? (I am Black)
It is moving two tiles, I should be able to capture it.
You gotta do en passant diagonally to H4. It's called en crossaint, not to be confused with en croissant which is when you'd yeet white's horse off the board with a sweet austrian-french delicacy.
Yeah, but they won't let me en crossaint! Lichess is so badly made...