Where's my cocaine, doc?

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You can get one of those things without a prescription now
- I'm pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.
  
  You'll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.
  
  I definitely can't get cocaine without risking imprisonment.
- Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a "marital aid." Adult stores have to label everything as "novelty use only." Really dumb.
  
  Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.
  
  The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.
  
  Land of the free, lmao
Fuck cocaine, gimme ketamine and shrooms!

All joking aside, both are illegal where I live and carry the same sentence as horse and actual coke. ¯\(ツ)/¯
- and carry the same sentence as horse
  
  Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?
  
  ~~Ever heard of Mr. Hands?~~
- What is horse cocaine?
  
  🐎
  
  Horse is it's own thing. Usually slang for heroin unless there's something in his country (or mine even) I'm unaware of.
- That sounds like a very odd mixed drink.
I know a cat for your problems.
- I'd love to have a pet opossum. 🥰
- And that's how crazy cat ladies are formed.
  
  No, no I know cat who can sell you cocaine
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