Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world jonathanvmv8f @lemm.ee 4w ago

What I thought some abbreviations/emoticons meant vs what they actually meant

Didnt really pay attention to context or spelling, more like reading through words derived from a foreign language

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FTFY is better as Fuck that, Fuck you.
- Gets the same point across!
So much hate

(Until I figured out this acronym a couple years back, the internet was a much angrier place for me. )
- That's what I thought it was until right now
  
  I still can't believe it doesn't mean that.
I am gonna steal FTFY, so whenever I use that, remember that's what I'm saying to you.
- Fuck That Fuck You actually works in every context where FTFY is used
I always read TFW as “the fuck when”
- I was essentially certain that this meant: "their face when"
  
  I thought it was "that feel when..." like in the memes.
  
  Both kinda work, though.
- The First Walrus.
- TFW… SMH Not sure I can unlearn “that face when… so much hate”
the better o2 lmao
OMW should be "oh my word"
- "Oh my! Word?"
  
  Nah its more like oh! My word!
english be like:

iirc atm btw nbd omw orly tbf rn tbh, wbu 👍
I can use all of these to talk about a rousing game of football:

Newcastle United Fuck The What! We can't lose against Man United again SoMetHing.

MotherFuWwer Joelinton misses an absolute sitter 😨 (Some internet famous Lorem Ipsum)

On my way

*Oh My What. Fuck This, Fuck You.

The Fuck What we're actually winning Happy cat emoticon. Howeh the lads 0⁷(dunno how to subscript on my phone so this is the best you get)

>85 minutes later

We lost again‽ First Flayer Shooter!
- I love when people make the effort to do this kind of stuff and I got the opportunity to have someone do it for my post.
  
  Thanks dude. You have made my day...
Back twenty years ago when I first started seeing "SMH" it was "So. Much. Hate."

As in "I really dislike that."

As in "So, everybody unanimously said they want sheet cake for office birthdays and management decided to double down on the day old donuts again anyway? So Much Hate."
- I thought I was nuts in remembering that it meant so much hate at one point
  
  I think it was the original meaning when it was brand new and still very niche.
  
  Part of me wonders if it made it onto one of those "Parents! Know these abbreviations!" memes where they purposely list the acronyms incorrectly (LOL--Lots of Love) and then got more popular that way.
I always pronounce FFS in my head. I imagine it's the person breathing out in frustration.
mfw isn't MotherFucker What??
and tfw isn't The Fuck What??

ig you learn something new every day
What the hell do cats look like in your neck of the woods? 🤨
A flayer shooter with Oz, you say? Well, the lore is there.
I know someone who insists LOL means "lots of love".

His text "My mother-in-law died last night LOL" still fails to parse.
I thought <3 was a set of balls
- And E> is a set of cyborg balls.
I genuinely thought SMH meant "smack my head" as in facepalm. Which works in context, both mean I am dissapoint.
- I thought it meant "so much hate".
OMW = Old Man Winter
I always internalize SMH as suck my head
- Pretty sure that was the original meaning; see also SMDH. The head shaking is the kid friendly version.
  
  Edit: I was mistaken. :o
  
  I'm pretty sure this can't be true lol
  
  Edit: decided to look into it further and found this page with an interesting tidbit from 2013 regarding dilution of Google search results:
  
  While finding out what SMH stands for took about 10 seconds, it's what I noticed along the way that really struck me - Google's search results for SMH. I always like to examine interesting first page search results whenever I run across them so we can all better understand the direction search is headed. Before I dive into the details, take a look at the screenshot (click to enlarge):
  
  See how these results differ from regular old Google search results?
  
  Merrill Lynch Semiconductors HOLDRS ETF stock quote results at the top, complete with buttons to change the date range as well as links to details on SMH at Google Finance, Yahoo! Finance and MSN Money.
  
  The "Knowledge Graph" area to right has image (logo) and text links to the Google+ page for the Sydney Morning Herald. Just below is a photo, excerpt and link to Sydney Morning Herald's most recent Google+ post.
  
  Also in the knowledge graph is "place" preview info for Sarasota Memorial Hospital (another "SMH"). As with most things in the knowledge graph, however, this just links you to search results for "sarasota memorial hospital", whose website domain is smh.com
  
  Back in the organic results, we see both the Sydney Morning Herald and Sarasota Memorial Hospital, along with related twitter accounts, Urban Dictionary definitions for SMH, etc. Also smh.org - South Mental Health. Lastly there's an app in the itunes store for the Sydney Morning Herald
It would be better if people wrote out the words so 1 - there is no misunderstandings and 2 - we know they know how to spell. 😉
ffs: fuckfuck shit
I love it lmfao (lost my flannel at Orlando)
\o/

meaning: holding up hands in celebration

I thought: stylized lol
- o7
Same here. Some of those are exactly what I thought and one was what I still thought to this day
If you haven't tried that better oxygen, you should get down to your local oxygen bar ASAP (Always Slippy As Peppers).
- The best I've got is O3.

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