Ugh baby, cocaine in the yacht jacuzzi again? Cant we stay at home one weekend?
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I like this explanation better lol
65 0 ReplyQ: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?
A: Because he can.
36 0 ReplyMy question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.
I guess also because they can...
30 0 ReplyFun coupons. So many fun coupons
14 0 ReplyBecause he is famous and rich?
Whats hard to understand about that?
9 0 ReplyLots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)
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How do you even date twenty people at once???
11 0 ReplyIt's easy when they're only 3 years old.
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Real life Mr Peanutbutter.
34 0 ReplyReally makes a lot of sense.
32 0 ReplyIt's true, I've watched this documentary about this woman in her twenties who dumped Leo after being in an dysfunctional relationship with him.
I think it's called "The Wolf of Wall Street" or something.
28 0 ReplyYeah, but it still doesn't explain why he's never dated (since he was 25) a woman his own age.
Or I guess he's just an instant bore to anyone who has life experience? That seems possible.
19 0 ReplyBoy you catch on quick
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If I was a rich Megastar I too would use my status and money to date beautiful young women
14 0 ReplyI very much wouldn't. I'm not interested in the kinds of things a young trophy wife is going to offer. I think being a rich megastar would be bad for my dating game, because it would attract all the wrong people.
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I don't find it funnier, but that's my honest opinion. Know why? Because there's nothing 'objective' about it.
Why do people like to fuck these words up?
4 0 ReplyPeople like to spice their words up. Take the literal stick out your hypothetical hole.
7 0 ReplyThat's weak word spice. That's not even spice, that's fucking word sand. That is word chalk.
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Every woman coincidentally dumps him at 25 because they just reached enlightenment all at the same age? No, he dumps them because he is writing his own lore.
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