cats @lemmy.world LCP @lemmy.world 12mo ago

Despite having two bullets in her, one eye and a slightly wonky rear leg, she will steal your pizza without a hitch

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Meet Wen the pizza thief.

This adorable goofball grew up on the streets where she lost an eye, lost a bit of movement in one of her hind legs and was shot twice before being patched up by an animal hospital and adopted by my housemate.

To the person that shot her twice, I wish you stub your toe.

And die.
- Bro who shoots a cat? There's a special place in hell for those people.
  
  I worked for a guy in Oklahoma City he did.
  
  Biggest asshole I ever worked for. Made the Jewish chick work Christmas, when everyone else was home, because she asked for a Jewish holiday off.
  
  Won't let me delete.
- Who would do such a horrible thing to a lovely pizza thief like Wen?!
  
  Sending loads of love!
  
  "thank u fren" – Wen
- To the person that shot her twice, I wish you stub your toe. And die.
  
  They deserve a trip on an Oceangate sub, nom sayin?
  Maybe they can ride down together with the Google engineers and PMs trying to push WEI.
  
  That would actually be a far quicker death than what they deserve
- She can have my slice. No need to steal it. 🥹
  
  It's not as good without the crime tho.
  
  Slice?
  
  She's a criminal mastermind. She's going for the entire pie.
Lost an eye, broke (maybe) a leg and got shot twice. That's only four out of nine lives. If all that didn't even bring her down to 50% hp, ain't nothing gonna stop her from taking your pizza!
Poor kitty. She's adorable
A true pirate Captain! Take what you want, give nothing back! Yaarrrrr!
What a good girl ❤️ She deserves all the pizza she wants
She gets all the pizza she wants but if it’s more fun for her to steal it, then I’ll play along
I love Wen and I hope she has all the pizza she could ever want
Reminds me of my last cat, Wednesday. She also only had one eye and her paperwork from the SPCA said "her jaw is misaligned, possibly from being hit by a car."

She was the sweetest girl ever. I miss her.
- ❤️
She is beautiful! I hope she gets all the pizza she wants.
Is that Jack Bauer

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