Apparently North Korea is launching balloons filled with poop over South Korea

Can we maybe not try to do stuff that could start a new pandemic, please?

In response, SK should send over balloons with a load of fake NK money to devalue their currency further.

Fittingly symbolic, as this is the first time I've ever heard of North Korea ever exporting anything made there.

Time for the monkey defense force...

Get that dart towers ready

Ghengis khan would be so proud of the breadth of their siege…

But in all seriousness, after reading the article I feel I need to enquire, in a general sense, what in the flying fuck? Did they not own enough garbage to be rid of some more? If so, that’s horrifically depressing. They would need to be so destitute that even their refuse is scarce. Was it even voluntary? Were they ordered to shit in the packages? The complete absence of reasonable causes is distressing. I mean, who chooses to give an entire city a Chicago sunroof?

I think there was a mistranslation of "biological warfare"

Edit: Jfc, I can't believe I agree with lil kim

Kim has called South Korean K-pop a “vicious cancer.”)

Also, this response is based as fuck, and I can't believe I'm using the term based because I think it's fucking stupid, but this is based as fuck.

Oh, y'all gonna fuck with us and drop letter bombs? Hold my north Korean beer...

It's a shit storm.

I'm gonna shit myself laughing at this

What a fucking waste of helium.

These weapons are shit.

That's perfectly good fertilizer they're sending over the border, very wasteful of them.

It was dear leader's personally excreted airdrop gift of much needed fertilizer for starving capitalists down south.

Currently in SK...... Yea that are

Whose poops?

When Poo Balloons start drifting into Ukrainian skies we'll know where Moscow got them

I mean it is easier than making missiles so they are headed in the right direction

It’s the best weapon they have

You gotta admit though, it's a bit of a power move.

NK sent the balloons in retaliation to SK sending anti-NK pamphlets.

This is NK's way of saying "you send us shit, and we'll send you shit back".