Amateurs; in music we've been alerady using cannons since 1880: Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture
While it does not invoke cannons (which will be outside whenever this piece is being performed), there is a piece where a percussionist whacks a piece of wood with a super-sized mallet. Imagine a barrel on a stick...
In America, guns are considered an instrument.
Unlike mayonnaise
Depends on where in America, there are parts of the deep Midwest where Squidward was a dirty liar
I hope he lobbied to perform the 1812 Overture during graduation.
Dude in the front is questioning his life
"Why did I choose French Horn when I could've picked gun..."
hearing protection shmearing protection, I'll just cover my ears!
Wouldn’t this make everyone in the room go deaf?
WHAT??
MWAMP!
When the classic MIDI track you want to perform uses instrument #128
Still, easier than coordinating the helicopter to fly over at the right time.
The 1911 Overture.
