2y ago

Tweeting is dead

Denny (@denissim0@vivaldi.net)

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Xitting
- Xit, Xitting, Xat. Keeping in mind that most people pronounce the "x" as "sh".
  
  Why would anyone pronounce it like that?
- Xing
- Scissoring
Goddamn Twitter is such a dumpster fire
- And i love every second of it. Haven't used that garbage in years.
I don't know why Elon musk didn't just call it tXting
- That would have been too smart
Twitter > Tweeting > Tweet
X > Xcreting > Xcrement?
- Xeet - one better than yeet.
LeVar Burton Meme > Drake Meme. Time for a new standard.
So glad I Xited right after Musk’s purchase was finalized. My days are freer and my conscience is clear!
That just sound like something that should be done in private. Maybe somthing you should consult your doctor about.
Xreeching
The verb tweet was the only thing they had going for them.
Now every body can enjoy eXcreting all the X's
People sure are obsessed by an app they supposedly don't even use.
- That's because Twitter was a widely used common platform, even if you didn't use it you still got news from there.
  So people get annoyed when it got x'ed.
Musk's new designation shall be Xcretus.
Hold up one second, what do you call posting on mastodon? Masting? Mastering? Mastodoning?
- Tooting, it's what a Mastodon do. Posts in Mastodon are Toots

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