That's all fine and dandy until they misbehave and you can't follow through by sending them to school on the weekend.
249 0 ReplyThis is what the passive income 1% crowd tell the rest of us.
105 0 ReplySure, I fantasize about doing this sort of shit with my kid sometimes too.
But you don't do it.
96 0 ReplyHow to be a shitty parent 101 and Wonder why your kid completely cuts you out of there life ASAP.
67 0 ReplyYeah let's start teaching them lies straight away
51 0 ReplyThis works until a Friday when the teacher says “see you on Monday” to the kids
50 0 ReplyThey'll regret that.
50 0 Replydoing this is going to make your children hate you when they grow up, have fun with that. you deserve it for being a shit parent
41 0 ReplyThat's going to backfire one day.
RIP child's trust.
31 0 ReplyI think this is another case of a joke that people have taken seriously. There's no chance this would work in reality. It just makes for a funny hypothetical.
29 0 ReplyI guess for some people the dumber you are the more impressed you are with your own ability to fool a child. Probably because that's the last stage of their child's life where they can still pretend to be smarter....
25 0 ReplyMaybe this is fun now. It won't be later tho
13 0 ReplyThere is always sunday school.
4 0 ReplyIf there was a university course in short term deception you should teach it. I don't care if it's hypothetical, the idea is still brilliant.
3 0 ReplyI can't imagine there's never a scenario where the teacher says "See you Monday," on a Friday. I think this is fiction.
3 0 ReplyThat's good parenting!
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