Describe an episode in the worst possible way
Describe an episode in the worst possible way
I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.
39 0 ReplyThis one wins
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When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
35 0 ReplyAlternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
7 0 ReplyOP said worst. That's the best.
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Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
35 0 ReplyCaptain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
32 0 ReplyYou mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
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A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
31 0 ReplyChild actors in an elevator.
30 0 ReplyMight be my favorite bottle episode
7 0 ReplyThe Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!
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A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
26 0 ReplyData ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.
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young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally
21 0 ReplyOfficers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
18 0 ReplyRiker and the boys go to Vegas.
16 0 ReplyUnironically my favorite TNG episode.
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A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.
15 0 ReplyNobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
15 0 ReplyThe first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
14 0 Replyriker shows a genderqueer person it's okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.
13 0 ReplyPicard learns to play the flute.
11 0 ReplyCrusher plays a flute.
3 0 ReplyGhosted
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Picard explains why his post-scarcity techno-utopia can't give medicine to bronze-age dirt farmers and gets Shinzo Abe'd.
10 0 Reply@mindbleach @Stampela holy shit
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Security chief dies of contract negotiations.
10 0 ReplyMan who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
9 0 ReplyStar Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.
2 0 ReplyDogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.
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The gang visits Sherwood Forest
9 0 ReplyYou mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.
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Peple talk past eachother until they don't.
9 0 ReplyHe said "an" episode, not every episode
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Riker ghosts a three-fingered lady and the military arrests him.
8 0 ReplyFamous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.
8 0 ReplyHan Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.
8 0 ReplyAbraham Lincoln drops a hard R.
8 0 ReplyMan visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
8 0 ReplyThis weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."
7 0 ReplyA crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.
A boy wants to be like Data.
Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.
7 0 ReplyDude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.
7 0 ReplyRiker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.
Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".
5 0 ReplyWe find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.
5 0 ReplyTurns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B'ellana is because the show couldn't afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.
5 0 ReplyThe crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.
5 0 ReplyMark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood
5 0 ReplyJaneway and Paris get it on.
5 0 ReplyAlternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.
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Zombie. Vulcans.
5 0 ReplyY'know the worst episode of Stargate? Same writer, same plot, more racist, neon sets.
4 0 ReplyWhat's the worst episode of Stargate?
2 0 ReplyEmancipation. Short-haired blonde badass is captured and objectified by a sexist warrior culture, until she kicks someone's ass to get out of it.
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A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.
4 0 ReplyWestworld prequel
4 0 ReplyWoman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom
4 0 ReplyThe movie Ghost, feat. Beverly
3 0 ReplyKirk out-bluffs a child.
3 0 ReplyPrisoner in jail for murder is forced to kill again after rehabilitation succeeds.
3 0 ReplyPicard joins the Darmok fandom.
3 0 ReplyA program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.
2 0 ReplyA lone Banjo Player likes to have their visitor to take care of their adopted children.
2 0 ReplyRiker bangs an alien.
2 0 ReplyThey said an episode
8 0 ReplyThen I guess "the holodeck is broken" is out of the question as well.
Also "guess which cast member knows how to sing?"
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Kirk penetrates an alien organism in order to destroy its reproductive organs.
2 0 ReplyIggy Pop steals the scene.
1 0 ReplyRobot LARPs Mayan pantheon.
1 0 ReplyKirk and the Gorn.
Davidge and Jerry, Enemy Mine.
Predator, ugly son of a bitch.
1 0 ReplyAngry drunk gifts bartender his wife. Forensic accounting leads to a duel where the prize is divorce.
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