God would never…

There's Noah way God would do something like that.

I’d say the vast majority of “christians” have not read and do not understand the Bible. They cherry pick whatever they think translates to their modern day agenda. The problem is, their cherry picking is a someone else’s translated, cherry picked verse that gets lost in translation. A proverbial game of telephone if you will. At the end of the day, it’s all nonesense for stupid people that impacts MY life and I’m fucking sick of it.

Not only hasn't read the bible. Also hasn't seen The Ten Commandments which definitely shows god creating a deadly plague. Charlton Heston would like a word.

Or seen The Prince of Egypt. “The Plagues” is one of the best tracks on a hell of a soundtrack.

That's the beauty of Christianity.

The Bible is so full of contradictions that you can get it to fit any worldview you want.

This coming from the politician having orgies and cheating on her husband with her CrossFit gym owner.

I could give a shit, but the hypocrisy is real.

Exodus 20:17

You shall not covet your neighbor’s house. You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

If god created humans, then anything that humans do is technically god's fault... isn't it?

If God and Satan each held out a hand and said "come with me, I'll keep you safe and totally won't kill you"

I'm going with Satan. Way better odds

The ten plagues of Egypt:

Well that's because she is Lilith

Wait til she hears about cancer

Someone needs to rewatch the documentary "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

Nah, He over that phase now, was kind of childish to begin with. Now it's "why make a deadly plague, if the chinese are going to do it anyway?"

For some reason the only way can interpret this is she's saying the bubonic plague was a bio weapon... Or any other plague in history, including the ones "God" takes responsibility for in the Bible.

Oh come on, he only killed a couple of million.

I mean, it's more than I've managed, but he's no Stalin.

She must have passed over that verse

https://www.forbes.com/sites/ericmack/2023/06/15/covid-19-patients-zero-in-wuhan-identified-boosting-lab-leak-theory/amp/

So a politician's speech, is what a thumbnail to a youtuber. Except on youtube, sometimes the content might be better than thumbnail

I think God created a bunch of crickets. And one frog.