ChatGPT: You're gonna die.
Still, I would consult a physician, since I'm just an AI chat bot.
I was looking up my symptoms and google suggested that I could have been in a car crash or mauled by a bear.
I don't remember either of those happening, so I must have memory loss too.I’m making a medical diagnosis AI. It’s pretty simple. First, it asks for your symptoms. Then, it tells you that you’re clinically dead.
"Clearly, the only possible cause is that you're leaking cerbrospinal fluid." -WebMD
WebMD: Definitely a heart attack, but it could be cancer. Probably both.
[mysterious ad about funeral homes appear]
Like the time I had neck pain on one side and webMD convinced me I had some kind of cancer. Turned out the armrest on my ergonomic chair had dropped. Good times.
"Sorry, Billy. It's the finger cancer."
Kid named finger cancer
bing will have Yakuza 0 Kuze Finger cut scene
Tldr: you're dead already, and you don't even know it yet
