I'm your host Will "T-Bone" Riker and welcome to Deltas, Directives, and Docks. Today we're checking out the Sisko restaurant, they've got gumbo so good it makes founders grow frosted tips. The only war in this Dominion is the one I'm going to wage on these succulent crawfish.
A very long time ago I was on psychedelics at a Phish show. I had a blast at the show, but the venue also had an upcoming Guy Fieri event and I ended up confronted with massive posters that were just Guy Fieri's weird head everywhere. I had a really bad time for a while until I got out of there. Just frosted tips and flames as far as the eye could see. I had welcome to flavortown on loop in my head and in that moment I experienced true cosmic horror at the idea that Guy Fieri existed in our universe and we were powerless to stop it.