Steven Seagal is such a badass he can fight a guy without standing up (and totally not because he's got so damn lazy he can't be even bothered to stand up for a fight scene)
Did he spend every penny he made in the 80's on food and full-flavored beer? What in the actual fuck happened to him? He used to be kinda cool. That shit I just watched isn't just the laziest acting and slap fighting I've ever seen before, it is actively awful. Seriously, what a fall from grace.