No Kevin

I apologize in advance, but Fido may try to sleep with you, just keep your door locked.

Aww, the little guy is welcome to snuggle - I'm a dog lover!

Fido is my cousin. He is 225lbs.

I would be consumed with guilt if a dog wanted to come in to sleep and I shut the door on it. I'm not even a dog person.

I'm absolutely a dog person, still I wouldn't allow dogs in my bedroom, let alone on the bed. While the first is just a bit bothersome, I think the second one to be pretty icky.
- Fair weather dog person, you welcome that infinite ball of heat into your bed and you will like it.
- You are not a dog person.
- My dog sleeps exclusively on my bed. I even sold hers, she never used it
- What are you worried about be watched by them? Unless they are farm dogs and are dirty af then understandable
Why is the dog left in the house without the owner?
- Doubt it's without the owner, might be a two story building with one floor being an airbnb and the other the owners flat or some similar setup.
For sure! Went to visit my cousin and she doesn't allow her puppy on her bed... well guess who had company sleeping all week? We snugle out every day! You crazy if you thin I'm gona lose the opotunity to sleep with a dog!
I’d pay extra for Kevin.
I hate dogs and would hate to be in an Air BNB where there was a dog about. But fuck yes, Kevin, if you're lonely you still deserve to be treated well. Let's go to bed, Kevin.

Kevin

I instinctually downvoted that. I don't think you're a bad person, and this picture is so perfect for this post, but damn. You coulda just let me go on living my life, not knowing this fucking thing existed.
- It's from the show Preacher, based on the graphic novel of the same name.
  
  Its actually way, way more fucked up than you think.
Kevin
Thanks, I hate it

That formulation seems deliberately ambiguous.

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
So who is Cheddar then?

Cheddar is cheese
- Its not
- Cheddar is well worth a visit. It's a cozy, little town and the gorges are gorgeous (huehuehue). There are also awesome hiking trails around there.
Cheddar Bob? He’s my homie from 8 mile

arent Airbnbs supposed to be kinda like hotel or resort getaways? Why the hell would they come with a dog? That's rather unprofessional.

The og concept of airbnb is short term rental of your room for your own house, it only become these hotel thing afterward. It also help driving up rental and house value to unaffordable level.
I think some AirBNB options let you just rent a room in an otherwise occupied house. I’ve never done that, but pretty sure that’s the case.
- It is literally how the company started. It was supposed to be flat-sharing platform. Not sure where it all went to shit.
- If I was sleeping in a strangers home my door would be shut regardless of the dog. And either locked or with luggage/ furniture in front of it. Just in case Kevin wasn't a dog. ..
So it asking your customers to do laundry and take put the garbage but that hasn't stopped them.
- Well why font you go to a hotel then. Blows my mind
- I've never seen a hotel that does the laundry for the guests, why would that be seen as unprofessional? Its literally your job to clean your own clothes.