Public bathrooms
Hell sometimes even when it does. There are some with really shitty locks and I've seen people just rip them open anyway and then blame the person inside for not locking it. It's me, I'm the person inside.
That's where you greet them and ask how's their day
Fuck Xavier. Where, oh where have you gone, Pakalu Papito? Just when we need you the most.
Must have some low-profile toilets.