I once saw a network that was named "that's what she ssid"
Bill Wi the Science Fi
When I was in college I lived in a off campus student housing area and they had the the most passive aggressive wifi names.
"WeHearUJackOff"
"StillHearUCryingWithShowerOn"
"WhoCooksOnionsAt4AM"
"PleaseTakeAShower"
"UrDogGotTheShitsAgain"
It wasn't just one wifi. It was like three SSID's all arguing to each other. They began responding to each other by changing their names also lol.
- Panic at the Cisco
I used to troll my roommate: I have a Multi-Band wireless access point, and I would name other networks stuff to mess with them. They are from Louisiana, and are very proud of their culinary roots. One day, they came back from a trip with the relatives, and brought home some boudin, which I cooked and served with rice. I thought it was sausage, but it's a blend of pork cooked down with onions, peppers, seasonings, AND cooked rice, so serving it with rice was redundant, apparently. They got SO ANGRY, that to this day, I am not allowed to eat it in front of them, so I have been trolling them for "boudin with rice" everywhere I can. When they still lived with me, I changed the "ancillary network names" shit like, "Boudin with rice," and "Mild crawfish with ketchup," and "Campbell's New England Gumbo" and a ton of other culinary "bastardizations" of authentic Louisiana cooking. So every time they were on their laptop, I'd hear a "... Boudin corn dog--OH MY GOD PUNKIE YOU BASTARD!!! AAUGH!!!"
Just around the time of the 2016 election my elderly neighbor was a Trumper. He asked for some help with his WiFi and I told him that I would fix if it I could name it. He didn’t really know what that meant but I got it working and to this day his WiFi broadcast is “Hillary2016”. I think he’s still pissed but no longer my neighbor although I do smile when I drive past the old place. If his children still spoke to him I’m sure they could help change it.
Mine is "Pretty Fly For a WiFi"
ItHertzWhenIP
When my wife (then girlfriend) was in in school, she moved in with a couple of female roommates. I set up their WiFi and called it "GirlsGoneWireless"
I come from a LAN down under
Wu Tang LAN
The Promised LAN Not The FBI
Bathroom cam 2
“There is no network, only Zuul.” -my current
a few of my faves are:
titanic syncing
silence of the lans
fbi surveillance prius
One of mine is called “download virus” to stop my neighbours accidentally trying to connect.
Sir, I see your wifi name is "Cuck Fomcast".
I was on skype with a friend many years back, and he had technical support from said company on speakerphone. When the rep calmly said that I had to walk out of the room for a bit.
Yell PENIS For Password
"not so secure"
near a wifi with the name "Secure"
Mine are The Promised LAN and The LAN of Confusion.
Martin Router King
My phone's hotspot is called Interpol mobile agent
FBI Van #5
"It hurts when IP"
"I can hear you having sex"
Human wireless network
Pfizer-nCoV19-5G-user_63547
FreE KAnDy
Not a wifi network, but a hotspot. COVID19 Chip 1939. I live with a lot of Magat types
Tell my wifi love her.
The LanBeforeTime
When I worked at Beats Music the office Wi-Fi was “Bits by Dre”.
Network virus test
Mine used to be "Network Name? Why not Zoidberg?"
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The Ping of the North
I love mine I haven't changed it in years lol
drop it like it's hot spot
My standard-network is „Coruscant“, my guest-network „Obi-WLAN-Kenobi“.
Department 13
In cyrrillic.
There was an “FBI Van” in the apartment van and I thought going with the KGB assassination team would be amusing.
Unfortunately, nobody got it.
localhost
Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wifi
"Silence of the LANs" is a personal favourite.
My phone Hotspot is set to "How big is Liam Neesons cock". It is fun to see people chuckle when I turn it on.
I did your wifi
Underage Panty Party. Always wonder which neighboring apartment that was coming from.
Router? I hardly knew her!
Also Router66
I like the SSID “Unknown Device”
Nacho Cheese Nacho WiFi
rePeaterGriffin
untrusted_network
Mobile hotspot: ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
Home WiFi: WingardiumWiFiosa
Winternet is coming
Not seen in the wild, but saw a screenshot of someone who'd named theirs Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo WiFi.
TheUnderpantsGnomesAreComing I saw when traveling in some parking lot
"Eagles Wear Jorts in America!"
NSA/prism
"Martin Router King"
My friends password is "Iwantinternet" , name is "I love small children" don't ask me why.
Live long and paws purr is my current
"Hot Singles"
This entire video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLE7zsJk4AI
Best ones I’ve heard of were 3 named: FBI Surveillance Van #1
FBI Surveillance Van #2
FBI Surveillance Van #4
Uncle Touchy's Pizza Basement
FreePorn. Wasn't very creative since it was kind of on the spot. Found a resident with an unsecured Linksys router, so I secured it for them. This was almost 20 years ago so you rarely see them open like that these days.
A while back I saw a reddit post featuring the name "WiFireNation".
Princess Doughtnut (she's a character from Dungeon Crawler Karl books)
My Hotspot is named NoMaleware
Fuck you Darla
Free Porn
One that come mind was 3guys on Wi-Fi Also I not cop Wi-Fi
mine is In Vino Veritas
I remember, in my student flat, my computer gave me this long list of default Wi-Fi names, like u2e98zmq9qzh and whatnot. And in the midst of this random generated nonsense, shone one legible name upon my face: “Clarence sucks dick”
I still wonder if Clarence actually did suck dick, and why this person would name their Wi-Fi that either way.
BatmanesDelMercosur (YouTube)
One of my neighbors has the SSID set to "Judge Nudie's Court", which, y'know, maybe I'm okay with not knowing why.
