Owe, my ass
What do you owe your ass (other than an apology)?
I thought it was just a typo on the chart, but then OP used it in a comment here as well.
It's the title of the category!
Edit: Not anymore :(
More like pain rather than an apology.
make nickel yellow (some people are allergic) osmium will be probably covered by layer of toxic tetroxide, cadmium and tellurium are also decently toxic
e: i misremembered, but you still don't want to be around tellurium:
Humans exposed to as little as 0.01 mg/m3 or less in air exude a foul garlic-like odor known as "tellurium breath".[23][91] This is caused by the body converting tellurium from any oxidation state to dimethyl telluride, (CH3)2Te, a volatile compound with a pungent garlic-like smell. Volunteers given 15 mg of tellurium still had this characteristic smell on their breath eight months later. In laboratories, this odor makes it possible to discern which scientists are responsible for tellurium chemistry, and even which books they have handled in the past.[92]
selenium is a bit similar in this aspect
why is cerium yellow but other lantanides green, technetium is cheaper than you think (fission product) but it's also radioactive
plutonium and americium, and maybe uranium also should be blue, CIA would anal probe you for less
I'd love to see the reasoning for each element. Most of them are obvious but I'm curious about some of them.
Are all the gasses dangerous because they'd have to be frozen to a solid? You could use them to pressurize a dildo-shaped envelope, though.
That's great! because a surprising amount of research was done (way more than anticipated). You will learn some crazy things by studying this. All elements are in solid form at STP so for the gasses that's in the range of -200 C. Someone suggested doing a version with liquid and gas enemas but you know? I'm just not that dedicated (yet)
My first thought was "why is nitrogen dangerous?" but I was thinking about it at room temperature or around 20C.
I know about decompression sickness (the bends) but I wouldn't expect that to be a problem at 1 atmosphere. Then I stumbled upon isobaric counterdiffusion and I wondered if that could happen from pumping any pure gas into the rectum at atmospheric pressure, since it'd be at a higher partial pressure than any gas in the tissue.
How, uh dedicated are you?
It’s for science, so someone has to do it,
Here's some interesting ones that I don't think anyone's asked yet so far
The two CIA ones? Only elements with an unenriched isotope that can reach critical mass (and don't instantly disappear). You'd need only a few dildos to make a nuclear bomb. The anal probe and CIA disappearing is literal.
Borat is in this diagram
Starting with Potassium the Alkalis become basically explosive to water and get progressively more reactive. If you haven't covered it yet this is because their valence shells get weaker the heavier you go.
Hydrogen and Helium so far basically cannot exist in solid form at STP in any appreciable amount.
IMO, I'd count plutonium in the anal probe category. Enriched or not, it's gonna raise tons of red flags.
Buying that much uranium would probably just get your house raided by the FBI. If you told them what you were planning on doing with it, they might find it funny enough not to indict you but they probably wouldn't let you keep it.
calcium, strontium and barium are also pretty reactive with water, and at any rate beyond hydrogen the other product (metal hydroxide) is corrosive
Suggested update, Silicon is a picture of Obi-Wan saying “That’s why I’m here”
Updated
Chad behaviour
Silicon isn't the same thing as silicone 🤣
I cannot believe just how much time I spent looking at this .. for .. science.
This assumes the dildo must be solid. I think as scientists we need to think outside the box (and ass)
Indeed. So if we go with every element at STP it's pretty boring. All the gasses just become green except flourine and there's some minute changes. I felt this way was more interesting and would get people asking more questions.
All gasses except Flourine become green?
You must have really Chad mucus membranes to deal with Chlorine and Bromine.
It's not called ARSEnic for nothing
Please make sure they're flared!
Instructions unclear. Magnesium is now burning my ass.
This should definitely be its own website. High-res when? 😋
"Can I Put it in my Ass?" 8K AI UPSCALED (from jpeg)
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Never because this is the resolution paint.net shat this abomination out at.
Missing a few more "hello there"s, unless this is what floats your boat:
(Human for scale)
So... you're saying it's okay to put uranium in my ass but not oxygen ??
Let's see your oxygen dildo 🤔
Already wearing it but you can't see it
Uranium is fine, but oxygen is going too far, got it
Natural (unenriched) uranium isn't especially radioactive and while there is plenty of exciting chemistry that could happen, none of it would be quite as immediately exciting as what would happen if you tried to freeze oxygen solid enough to make a dildo
Silicon is not silicone, so that spot is not correct...
Unless you're talking about using one of these fuckers:
https://www.powerwaywafer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/silicon-crystal.jpg
Galium should be fine as long as it's below body temperature.
The only reason it's red actually is because of burns and irritation to mucus membranes. It's far less dangerous than most. So yellow would probably make more sense.
Arsenic is maybe not?
Eh, you'll shit it back out
I don't know. Isn't Tungsten kinda brittle?
If it's resilient enough to survive hitting a toilet from three stories up, it's probably safe to put up your butt.
The seller's website does mention it's an alloy: https://shop.tungsten.com/tungsten-cube/
They don't say exactly which alloy but according to this page it's going to be 90-95% tungsten with the rest being nickel and either iron or copper: https://www.tungsten.com/material-info/tungsten-heavy-alloy-w-ni-fe-cu
it's solid enough to make APFSDS out of it, it'll be fine
Is this actually any different from the licking chart? 🤔
Where can I see each of the dildos?
Ya'll sleeping on bismuth dildos smdh
