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NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works nuke @sh.itjust.works 7mo ago

REAL.

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Control over the Hoover Dam?
- True to Caesar!
  
  Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
- Yes Ma'am!
What can I say, girls love cockpits
A (C)redible defense?
Close support for Ukraine?
Chris Farley, down by the river!
Consent?
All girls want the cockpit of a heavy strategic airlift asset.
covfefe
Candy?
Chicken McNuggets
Those aren't real. The Campaign for Human Rights and Natural Boobs starts here.
- I don't know if I agree with your judgment. I'm going to need to see more evidence.
  
  Like invoices and scars? I'm not saying they're not pleasing, but they're no 1.) a husband washing dishes or 2.) a brand new Patriot missile system being unloaded at an undisclosed location.
Coffee?
Not even holding up the right number of fingers smdh
Cars?
- Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money...
Canadian bacon
- When Americans say Canadian bacon do they mean actual pea meal bacon or ham?
  
  They mean weird, thin slices of ham.
Coke?
covid-19

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