Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

I had a coworker who used to dress like this, his go-to was a naval peacoat with a top hat.

On Halloween he came to work wearing a hoodie and jeans and it freaked everyone out.

I would want to exude this energy:

But I know I would exude this energy:

They’re just after his chocolate factory.

If you take away the top hat it doesn't even look that old fashioned lol just like a really well dressed guy

I've met people like this. They tend to have delusions about their wierd thing. Im confident those proposals were mostly in his head or from one off jests.

I wonder where he finds the money to get these clothes that are probably tailored. Must've cost a fortune.

I just wear shit from gap and have been married three times

get on my level noob

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zack_Pinsent

https://www.instagram.com/pinsent_tailoring/feed/

Wtf i know this guy he’s a friend if mines younger brother, haven’t seen him in years now but he does always look that dapper

It says "countless offers of marriage" but not that it was women offering to marry him. So it could also be dudes. Schrödinger's sexuality I guess.

Why don't we dress cool anymore?

Just use regency era dating standards, showing ankles is basically a proposal right?

That is one dapper motherfucker

Plot twist: the marriage offers are all from a single obsessed stalker.

Oh, innumerable offers! Manifold! Multitudinous!
One might even say - a plethora!

I say! Someone managed to outcringe fedoras! Jolly well done, that chap.

Quite, AUSTENtacious, if I do say. Ho ho ho ho

This says a lot about the human condition.

More power to them.

That's some Mr. Darcy energy.

The boots in the right picture trip my trigger!

I need an outfit made out of razor blades. Nothing could be sharper than that.

I'm not digging the blue and red outfit but the other two are dripping.

Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.

Sure, buddy

I don't believe it.

Isn’t that Jacob Rees-Mogg’s origin story?

When did this go out of style? We need more people like this guy.

Press x to doubt.

That’s more modern than Regency, Shirley?

Friend of a friend of the working class

“I see you dress to the right, sir.”

If you're gonna go through all the trouble to dress weird at least pick an attire that looks cool

add 30 years and you have yourself a jacob rees mogg

This is dated 2019. Covid probably took care of THAT.