'Ate Seagulls

I do not understand why people are so upset about this. People kill vermin all the time in far more brutal ways.

Decorum.
- Right, this is animal cruelty. There are people who find humane ways to deal with “pests” or “vermin”, so the fact that we have extermination practices for some population of animals doesn’t make this okay.
- The only correct answer. Idgaf about some sky rat, but I'd be a little shocked if someone snatched a seagull out of the sky near me and slammed it into a wall until it died.
  
  I'd also not give a shit five minutes later and would probably regale my friends with the story of the seagull slammer.
And those people aren't any more right... Seagulls are actually pretty interesting, long-living, and intelligent creatures. They simply can't compete with humans, that's all.

Humans should be above this sort of thing.
- They're a pain in the hole

shouldn't 'av*

Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN £30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

Fuck those sky-rats.

As if you wouldn't steal a £30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don't think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.
- So you're saying he should had been more effective in killing the seagull in front of the kids
- I don't see where it says he abused the bird before killing it.
- Pretty sure it dying instantly in a quick whack is the opposite of being abused
  
  Like no he shouldn't have done that but you're going a little overboard
Your fault for sitting outside in Edinburgh tbf.
- Aye who the fuck leaves a steak unattended in Edinburgh? I'm amazed the seagull got it before a junkie scarfed it
As a seagull, I'd have done the same
I must say, it's brave of you to admit a bird outsmarted you. You must be fun at parties, though.
Haha shame

Seagulls are filth. The more domesticated ones will basically attack you at the beach if there's any food.

Hopefully we get seagull slaying more mainstream.

Right? My wife doesn't understand why I hate seagulls but they are a nefarious and loud nuisance in coastal cities.
It's gonna end up like pigeons where they used to blot out the sky
- Then we will fight in the shade.

This man did nothing wrong

I'd say the comments section is gross and cynical, but then I remembered this is a British community.

true, he should have acted the american way, shooting it
- Whoah fuck you buddy we also use fizzy pills to killem like normal upstanding psychos

What an ass clown

It's amazing how many others there are rooting this guy on in this thread. I honestly wonder if Reddit finally is collapsing if we're seeing this sort of douchebaggery seep in.

Did I miss something? Did we get an influx? Usually I'm fending off socialistst extremists---

Oh. It's an election year... Okay.
- I know right, some people are so utterly ghoulish, they advocate for cold blooded murder left right and center. Imagine the twisted minds that would ever feel an urge to kill.... Pests?
- It’s an election year
  
  It's always teatime somewhere, sunshine.

This thread makes me wish i was an alien, not part the same species as this lot.

I'd rather be Fr*nch than a seagull too! Wait, nah, other way around
- Gulls before Gauls.
- Hmm...

and what? the kids are traumatized for life or some shit?

Yep, forevermore they will wake screaming at the thought of some geriatric gammon about to grab them by the legs

not the seagull apologists crying in the comments

Do British people go on vacation and just eat the same bullshit as at home

Don't want to accidentally eat any of that foreign muck or speak the lingo.

Stick to nice British food, like curry, burgers, Chinese, or pizza.
Yes
Yep. See Benidorm. Sorry Spain.
Some do yes.

So many in these comments deserve to go the way of that chip.

Never realised "don't kill animals in front of children" was a hot take, but here we are.
- Even hotter take
  
  "Dont kill random animals"
- It's weird because it's not even about the killing. It's a good thing for kids to understand animals die for the meat they eat! The real issue is the violence of it. The absolute overreaction of it. Maybe the guy has severe gull PTSD and he snapped, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, but a person in control of themselves shouldn't be this violent.