Tesla Cybertruck: A Tragedy On Four Wheels
Tesla Cybertruck: A Tragedy On Four Wheels
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It's like a regular cyberpunk dystopia, but lame.
Implying cyberpunk dystopias are cool lol. There's a reason it's called dystopia and not utopia.
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Always reminded me of The Homer.
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The rust in that thumbnail is fake. Right? It can't be that bad on the actual Tesla. Can it?
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Stupid clickbait
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You can't wash it in direct sunlight. Or rust.
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Cyberpunk adding this to the game as pictured would be gold.
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Even better: https://youtu.be/SDZn4BBOIDw
What a friggin disaster. Nay - shame.
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"Let me create a hunk of shit and they will still buy it.
-Elon probably
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The fact that it can't even fit a bicycle in the back was an eye-opener.
I can fit 2 bicycles in the back of my 2001 Ford Focus (3 if I have an allen key on hand).
And they stay dry when it rains.
Yep, your average hatchback is infinitely more practical than this thing, but for whatever reason Tesla (and most other EV makers) decided not to make one. There's basically just the electric Golf and the Hyundai ionic 5 as options if you want that.
they could have had the EV market by the balls but instead they made the homermobile 2.0
While that seems constrictung ….
It seems like a common shortcoming to many trucks, not a shortcoming of cybertruck.
Yup. Honda Element owner - I've hauled dirt bikes, desks, lumber and mulch. Fits into a compact space. Shitwagons like this are ridiculous.
I wonder when someone's going to go Nader and sue these (cybertrucks but also the entire spectrum of jacked up never-been-in-dirt macho-mobiles) - unsafe at any speed, ridiculously wasteful in fuel efficiency etc.
an EV honda element would be great
But can you run over zombies after the zombie apocalypse?
no because all the blood will require you spend 8 hours rebooting it and waste hours washing it in the shade.
Not if you can't find a gas generator.