If you could be any rodent, what rodent would you be?
If you could be any rodent, what rodent would you be?
I would be a capybara. King of the rodents who is friends with everyone!
I would also be a capybara.
11 0 ReplyIndian giant squirrel. Be a squirrel but fabulous.
11 0 ReplyBeaver. They build themselves a fortress with a moat and underwater entrances and they have that big ass tail they can slap on the water.
11 0 ReplyFound the engineer!
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Remy the rat from the hit movie Ratatouille
10 0 ReplyCan you cook well or do you just have a hair pulling kink?
4 0 ReplyWell I'm not one to rule anything out...
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I am totally with the capybara.
10 0 ReplyCapybara! Hands down.
8 0 ReplyYep, the only option really
5 0 ReplyI was here to say...
3 0 ReplyA man (or women) of culture I see!
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Probably a rat. I would only live 2-3 years, but they'd hopefully be a good 2-3 years.
7 0 ReplyMaster Splinter
7 0 ReplyThis might be one of the most clever answers to this question I've received. Great choice. May you find mutant turtles you can raise one day.
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One of the rats in the nonexistent 1980s production Rat Park, the funky Canadian comedy animal show based on the research of Bruce K. Alexander with uncredited riffs on themes from Robert K. O'Brien's 1971 novel Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH.
Unfortunately, Rat Park was retroactively canceled by copyright-enforcing time-travelers after the release of the 1982 American cartoon film The Secret of NIMH which rewrote the biochemical uplift of intelligent rodents into a story about wizards and magic.
7 0 ReplyOddly specific. I love it
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I want to specifically be that capybara riding the crocodile.
5 0 ReplyEveryone needs a friend they can ride. 😬
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Ferret! Just play and have fun 24/7.
5 0 ReplyBut... rodents...
4 0 ReplyI would have answered ferrets, but unfortunately they aren’t rodents
2 0 ReplyI'm not the smartest rat in the pack! Oh well!
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I love that attitude. I hope you love your best ferret life. Just remember to shower.
1 0 ReplyProbably gonna need it twice daily.
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Marmot/Groundhog/Woodchuck/Whistlepig. I want to be relied upon to predict the Spring forecast over and over and over and over.
5 0 ReplyA rodent of the people!
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Mickey Mouse. He never has money troubles and barely seems to age.
4 0 ReplyNicknamed Rodent in high school so I guess I'd be me.
4 0 ReplyFrank Sinatra
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