Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months
Back when Vladimir Putin launched his aggressive war on Ukraine, even before western government sanctions began rolling out, the video game industry started its own mini warfront on Russia. Compani…

It's totally possible if they subsidize hardware costs and sell a PC with a fancy frontend and small form factor.
It's completely impossible if they're looking for custom hardware.
96 0 ReplyI look forward to the release of the Blyatbox "October Revolution" edition console.
51 0 ReplyOut of touch and delusional, what's new.
40 0 ReplyGaming is of upmost importance to the health of a nation. Future wars will be done through esports.
38 0 ReplyWe have Стим Дек at home:
26 0 ReplyOn one hand even the Nintendo Switch is just a modified Nvidia shield so this task would be a simple one for most states. On the other hand: Sanctions and insane corruption. I‘d be surprised if they manage to release anything that could keep up with Consoles from 2 generations ago.
26 0 ReplyI love how he's modernizing the punch lines to all the old Soviet jokes.
19 0 ReplyAt one point in time Russia actually had their own computer system back in the '80s. So I guess just dust that off?
It died because it had non-square pixels, because that's not stupid, and so was a pain to develop any games for.
19 0 ReplyIt will be named the BlyatStation
16 0 ReplyWait, what? He is senile, but not THAT much. Although he was senile enough for war.
To be fair he probably doesn't even know what game console is.
15 0 Replyif it's normally 3 years just hire 12x as many developers and it'll be fine.
14 0 Replylol
13 0 ReplyJust give him an NES with Battletoads, file off any print, and tell him you made it.
12 0 ReplyTaking console wars to the next level
12 0 ReplyIs that all it takes? 🤣
11 0 ReplyThis is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.
10 0 ReplyThe Blyatstation
10 0 ReplyOh hell yeah. I want to see a Dendy reboot.
10 0 ReplyWhy?
9 0 ReplyThe funny part is leaders all of the world are going to ask their country to do the same thing too now as none of them realize how ridiculous it is.
7 0 ReplyExcitedly awaiting the release of the Z-Box
7 0 ReplySo the main task would be writing the custom OS, which with enough coders and a coherent plan could theoretically be done.
The hardware will just be a small form factor computer or gaming laptop in a box, with a controller attached.
It will be deconstructed day one, and what hardware they went with will be revealed.
7 0 Reply"Eat verification bullet to continue"
6 0 ReplyPlot twist: It will be a PC with 486DX2-compatible CPU.
6 0 ReplyGood for them. 🤷♂️
6 0 ReplyThis will do wonders for comedy
6 0 ReplyRutendo 24
5 0 ReplyShould be easy. Just take a AY-3-8500 chip, and the gaming console is basically done!
4 0 Replynext gen Dendy
4 0 ReplyWill it have The Game?
4 0 ReplyDepends on how you define a gaming console. You can slap a controller on a PC, with a certain form factor and custom OS it can be defined as a gaming console. But does it what Czar referring to? I do not think so.
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