Man who stole 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs jailed for 18 months
Man who stole 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs jailed for 18 months
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Man who stole 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs jailed for 18 months
Joby Pool, who drove off with sugary stash from Telford industrial unit, had clearly not acted on ‘spur of moment’, says prosecutor
I love the understatement of prosecutor there.
If I ate all those Creme Eggs, a jobbie pool would be the least of my worries.
I eat 1 and feel like I am going to get type 2 diabetes. I can't imagine 200,000.
I think more than ten gives you Type 3 diabetes (which is 1 and 2).
If he'd been called Jobby Pool it could have been prophetic of what happened if he ate his stash.