This one might have some mould on it
Pre-smartphone this was so me. At one point in time I'm pretty sure I could have recited the back of the Pantene Pro-V bottle.
This was me after I left Reddit and before I found Lemmy.
DMDM Hydantoin is my shit
...sodium lauryl sulfate, sodium laureth sulfate, diacetyl alcohol, red dye #40, blue dye #10....
When i was young the daily newspaper (which used to be like a daily updated news website printed out on large sheets of paper, for our younger readers) was always letting in the toilet. Bonus was that you had a fallback when the loo paper ran out.
Do people reallt have to explain what a newspaper is?