So you're telling me all those "we eat ass now" memes from a few years ago were also Russian propaganda aimed at increasing rates of cancer? But Japan also has crazy high rates of stomach and intestinal cancers, is that rimjob related?
Is this saying that tossing salad causes or prevents ass-cancer?
Causes
Why is it that everything that is fun kills you?
I am going to laugh so goddamn hard if this turns out to be true
This is why we can't have nice things