There is one screw on this chart that I have a mortal hatred for. Just one. That being the fat Phillips (called "Phillips/square" on this chart meme thing).
I have no idea why, but some companies can't resist the sadistic urge to put tiny versions of these fuckers on equipment that should just use a torque or Phillips screw head. But no, they want you to truly suffer. Because they don't stop there: they make the fragile little fuckers out of NICKEL. Which means they are extra malleable and prone to strip if you so much as look at them the wrong way. So imagine you need to replace a hard drive on a RAID-type storage pool that's already down two spares and you can't fucking get the drive out of it's sled because the vendor not only hired a bodybuilder to tighten the screws, but simultaneously chose the worst possible metal just for giggles and chose the screw head that they no body will have the proper bit for and will inevitably use a normal phillips on until it strips.
I now have a ritual procedure of putting every drive that gets replaced in the coldest cold aisle in the datacenter for at least 5 minutes just to make these fucking screws less likely to ruin my day.
Fuck whoever invented the fat phillips, even the lowest ring of hell is too good for them.
I'm American and even i can agree Robertson are the goat.
Phillips and flat suck. Not enough surface area on Phillips, resulting in stripped screws. And getting centered on flat sucks.
Robertson drive, just pop your driver in and it's self centering, lots of surface contact to drive, and lots of meat on the head to prevent stripping. Anything more than 4 edges is unnecessary.
Socket (hexagon) and Robinson (square) are hyper common standards. You use Robinson for wood working due to the shape offering more resistance for high speed driving, and you use a socket with an allen key in order to get precise high torque hand tightening. IMO Phillips and Slot are the worst common standards due to stripping and sliding.
No thanks. I will stick to my torx and hex, and they better be in metric.
- Don't use over or undersized screwdrivers, especially on smaller electronics.
- Stop torquing while you are still ahead.
- Be especially careful if the metals are soft.
- Keep your driver perpendicular. Better drivers can make this easier.
- Better to back out the screw and try again if it isn't going in smooth on something threaded. Check for debris and burrs. If you need to apply more pressure, do so carefully.
- I have found that for small stuff, getting nicer drivers makes a huge difference.
Penta-lobes for some of the small electronics are funny I guess, but they don't bother me as long as I have a bit for it. Main thing is to understand why some of these different shapes exist.
Whoever drew this deserves eternal damnation!
Phillips are for boring fuckin normies who can't chooch
I submit that every screw in the world should be the six lobe slotted. For the stuff that’s not tamper-resistant, anyway.
You have the six lobe for actually building things, because fuck Phillips head screws, and the slot for convenience where you could use anything from a coin to a knife.
Here in the US, certain brands of deck screws for outdoor use are six lobe and they come with the driver bit in the box because everybody has the damn Phillips and flat head screwdrivers! But to be fair, if you have a bunch of tools you probably also have a set of torx drivers.
I'm seeing a lot of people here claiming that the Philips head was originally designed to cam out/strip to prevent a transfer of force sufficient to twist the head off. While I agree this does sound logically plausible, I could find no reference to such features in the original patent: https://patentimages.storage.googleapis.com/0f/28/e3/3e3075abbb9779/US2046837.pdf 🤷♂️
Op has never done any serious screw work it seems
No mention of JIS which is yet another "fuck Phillips" argument
Factually incorrect.
Torx and Square/Robertson are superior, Hex/Allen and Phillips are allowed a seat on this council but not granted the rank of master, Posidriv is theoretically Phillips++ but only to the six people in the world that know what it is and own a Posidriv screwdriver, to everyone else it's that goddamn Phillips that keeps camming out. JIS is parallel universe Phillips, it's exactly as reasonably okay as Phillips is for identical reasons, the biggest problem is that they exist alongside and closely resemble Phillips screws. Everything else except slotted is a mental disorder, and slotted was dropped on its head as a child.
Holy hell the entirety of Lemmy just exposed themselves as retarded jobless people.
Six lobe, or torx, is fucking awesome when screwing in serious screws. It's the reason why it replaced all philips and most hex heads.
Slotted screws are the fucking worst. You guys have never worked a blue collar job in your lives 🤣😂😭
Phillips and pozi are actually designed to cam out (look it up on wikipedia). Started using torx a few years ago and I will never go back to pz again, even if it's on the clock and someone else is paying for materials.
Flat head still has it's place IMO, for example on machinery that gets used out in the field where you might need to improvise a driver out of a knife or coin or something.
Ph and pz are the work of the devil though.
Torx and PZ ftw.
Also, I'd like to apologise to the future owner of my house for making several constructions using both in no particular order.
We're screwed
They y-type screw is obnoxious.
I've only encountered those on Nintendo products, they are the worst.
Clutch screw aka the green lantern corp screw
Probably the best shitpost I've seen in a while.
ASSY (from WÜRTH) is my go to for wood screws, and Torx for mechanical, the rest can go to hell.
Translated into Albertan:
Slotted = Flathead. Square = Robertson. 6 lobe = Torx
what's wrong with philips + slot
i like the torx screws (philips strips easier)
Square!?!? Robertson should be the gold standard here!!!
One day some event is going to happen that ends civilization. The last sentence spoken before the event will be "oh shot does anyone have a hex set?".
Hex is fucking stupid.
six lobe and it's variants are instruments of the devil, I swear I can't ever get the screw size right for the life of me and get so paranoid about stripping screws.
Pentalobe is my favorite.
Nah. Fuck the slotted screw. I hate that piece of shit screw. Phillips is acceptable. Torx is my preferred.
Tri-wing is the best ! Never saw it before.
It's not "Phillips/slot" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slotted can go straight to hell before all others.
I'm a 6 Lobe Tamper myself.... Eeeww, I just heard it out loud.
Half dozen or so of them are just slot or phillips with extra shit, no weird tools needed.
