Hello ya wafflebums. This glorious table was originally posted by https://old.reddit.com/user/antonionb when reddit made these things possible before douchewit u/spez ruined it.
dumbnozzle — an orifice that emits stupidity. scumwit — a person who thinks badly of everyone. douchesucker — a person who is fooled by advertisements for douches; thus, a person with inadequate sexual education. dipbag — a container of chewing tobacco. dipsucker — a user of chewing tobacco. dirthat — a proverbial "ostrich"; one who buries their head in the sand, thus having dirt for a hat. trumpnozzle — an orifice that emits fascism. wankclown — an erotic performer in unfortunate makeup.