The most recent XKCD, which is the best periodic table ever made
This is about exactly how I remember it, although the lanthanides and actinides got shortchanged.
Suggested changes: "All identical but some are better" for the lanthanides, Ac in with "let it slumber", a new nuclear region for Th-Pu, and elements Am up in with the nameless radioactives.
CsNaK would want a word about being called "2/3 regular dirt":
https://youtu.be/XE2dkgWyXvs
Low-temperature alloys are always fun.
I'm not sure if I'd call salt dirt, personally, although it is a kind of rock.
I love lawful neutral. That made me chuckle.