i found one more
But I wanna be your wife
Isn't that automatically the case in a marriage if your pronouns are she/her?
My other wives are gonna be mad that I fell for this again
Ok.
Neat. I've never been in a polycule before.
I doomsday prepper style bought a strapon harness for exactly this situation
My real wife is going to be pissed. Maybe she'll be okay with it if you're just second wife, like in the traditional Chinese sense. My real wife can boss you around, and you can clean our house, and cook us dinner. Sound good?