That's why they couldn't even keep track of small numbers such as 5 cookies and 2 fishes
Doesn't happen in other, unrelated fairy tales either.
Nope. She was tied to the duties of the household after she was bought from her father for 10 goats and a cow.
Please, that would be a kingly dowery.
Girls of childbearing age were 30 pieces of silver, girls who were younger were 3.
Of course not, because why would we stare at Excel sheets when it's easier to write a Python script and use pandas to automate the staring part instead?
How else do you think we stay so gorgeous?
Nowhere in the Bible does a rock hard handsome man in his prime fighting years stare absently at an Excel worksheet.
Ironic, given that works of fiction often describe women through the eyes of Garth Algar.
Amen
