God doesn't listen to Thrash Metal
God doesn't listen to Thrash Metal
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The outcome here is great, but what a sad origin story. "I didn't want to be raped by God, so I had to shape who I am to make me less appealing to him." It's like those hairy legs leggings. What a sad commentary on our society/the behavior of men.
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Made it a little too heavy there.
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God ponders “how do I avoid getting cancelled like Zeus?”
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put an extreme amount of animals in a boat and flood the entire earth
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Through violence.
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Can't be cancelled if all the heretics who would cancel you have already been purged!
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Luckily God and I have different types!
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God is missing out on some amazing music.
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It's a shame Tom Araya is a practicing catholic. XD
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Yeah, the only well known Satanic metal guy that I am positive "walks the walk" is Glen Benton from Deicide. Also he's a total dick.
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