Rent Loophole

This is Hell propaganda. There's no way you'd get a comfy bed.

And before you say that bed might not be comfortable, he's maintaining a smile while laying on it, so it's still too comfortable even if it isn't comfortable per se.

In heaven, you're going to have all the fundamentalists, the ultra conservatives, the blood soaked warlords of the middle ages, the genocidal slavers from the renaissance, >90% of nazi Germany and just about every evil person who said "oops sorry god" before death.
In hell were going to have the layabouts, the nerdowells, the ravers, the LGBT+ community, the gamblers, the stoners, the revellers, the drinkers, the party animals, the sex workers and the promiscuous people.
Don't you worry about us. We're gonna have an AMAZING time.
Have fun at the never ending church where you'll worship yahweh non-stop for all eternity which definitely doesn't sound like hell. I wish you all the best with that.
- That's assuming heaven and hell divide along the lines that people here on Earth want to believe.
  If those places were real, a good portion of those expecting to go up would be going down. For me, they'd get their intelligence, conscience and empathy turned up to 11 and they'd get to watch their whole lives over a few thousand times with all the ramifications being picked apart. Maybe I'd even let them have a comfy seat for the show. Wouldn't want them to be distracted from it.
  They'd be screaming for physical torture after a few rounds.
  Would I end up in such a hell? Heck, I wouldn't be surprised.
- Religious nutjobs: "You're going to hell!"
  Me, whistling with a smile on my face: "In hell I'll be in good company!"
- The idea that the infinitely perfect Abrahamic God exists but you'd somehow be happier separated from God (and languishing in hell for all eternity) is so foreign to me as a theist that I have to assume you aren't taking the starting assumption seriously.
  Atheists who deny the existence of God make far more sense than those who say they'd rather be in hell as a matter of principle.
Look, all we know is, that it's warm and heating costs are increasing every year.
Its a bed of nails designed to look comfy so everytime you feel like laying down you see the bed and get excited but then remember its made of nails
- A bed of nails can work wonders with sciatica
Actually, the anti-hell propaganda from heaven isn’t true at all. It’s more like a communist group of artists with an unlimited budget and plenty of space. Heaven is an authoritarian hell, with a whole book of rules and you’ve got to get on your knees and beg every time the boss or his son walks by.

Don't give the landlords any ideas.

this is my mood right now while looking for a new place