78 0 ReplyThat lucky sumbitch
22 0 ReplyShe is lucky
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Or perhaps she's disappointed you didn't even make the effort to know that a marriage certificate has to be signed at the county clerk's office instead of on the red carpet to be valid?
68 0 ReplyWell huh. I was going to post: "you know who wouldn't have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that's who".
But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?
You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.
Tsk tsk.
56 0 ReplyYou got me!
To make up for it, can I have your autograph on a receipt for at least like 20 copies of "Barbie" on collector's edition Blu-ray? I'm a big fan.
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It just has to be signed in front of a notary. You can become a notary for $150. Though you cannot notarize yourself
10 0 ReplyThat's true only in a few states in the US, and at least in California, not all notaries can do this.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
45 0 ReplyHe she’s left handed like me. Clearly we’re meant for each other, suck it Jost.
24 0 ReplyHow do you know the image isn't flipped?
14 0 ReplyBecause the writing at the top is the right way round, duh.
38 0 ReplyAre you saying she's actually Australian?
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you also have 6 fingers?apparently I have 6 brain cells3 0 Reply
Am I the only one counting the fingers here...bah who cares anymore.
21 0 Replyno. no you were not. this is a shitty timeline.
13 0 ReplyWhy can't I just find a girl with 17 fingers like in the pictures?
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It's ridiculous how beautiful she is. It should be illegal
13 0 ReplyScarlett: What is this, a marriage certificate for ants?
10 0 ReplyOh, that's where I went wrong. I used a death certificate instead.
10 0 ReplyYou sound like this guy I worked with. Worshipped her.
9 0 ReplyEvery picture I see of her makes my temperature instantly spike
8 0 Replyhonestly, are people salty Colin jost got her? she could of gotten any dude out there but at least she went with someone who seems relatively grounded as far as celebrities go.
8 0 ReplyIs ScarJo a lefty?
5 0 Replythe image is reversed. you can tell because no one in real life is left handed
18 0 ReplyI'm a lie?!
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She says she's an independant but she always supports the Democrats
3 0 ReplyStop, I can only get so erect.
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She's holding the pen like she's a lefty overwriter.
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