I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women's profiles that basically say the same thing.
163 0 ReplyEspecially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish
51 0 Replysmoking like a stack
great, never heard this one
11 0 ReplyYeah, if you're on probation or parole you're not allowed to drink (or use marijuana, or any other illicit substance). The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke
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Pretty sure this is satire
75 0 ReplyOn Lemmy Shitpost?!
15 0 ReplyIt is, but apparently lemmy is filled with people who don't think so.
9 0 ReplyMy favorite touch is that he's 5'11".
8 0 Reply5'11 .75 "
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He's just looking for the ol' 6-6-6
6 figures
6/10 (or better)
6 IQ
41 0 ReplyThis is obviously bait guys, calm down. This dude is parodying the stereotype of women doing similar on dating apps and exposing a double standard.
37 0 Reply5'11
36 0 Replybut when I make fun of women for being fat I'm the bad guy
30 0 ReplyI mean, you can both be bad guys ☺️
6 0 ReplyCorrect.
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Is that part of the joke? I don’t get it
7 0 ReplyIt's a meme that all 5'11" ppl round up and claim they're 6 feet
17 0 ReplyAny real man would round up.
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Impossible
3 0 ReplyYeah, based on the photo, I doubt more than 5'8"
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I don’t have a job or car
Delivery driver
28 0 ReplyI think I must live on his UPS route
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A wild useless red circle appeared!
24 0 ReplyI think it's worse than that. It's counter productive. I missed the joke because I was looking for it in the red circle
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I can fix him. He's already a family man, how hard can the rest be?
19 0 ReplyUnfortunately guys like this are real, as are the traumatized women who go for them.
16 0 ReplyI watched a couple seasons of love after lockup. The women dating guys in prison went for guys like this because they were very insecure, and thought probation would help them control the men.
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And here I spent years on dating apps trying to make myself seem likable when I could have just demanded a rich caretaker.
8 0 ReplyAy girl, get me outta these backrooms
7 0 ReplyHere's a picture of me and my ex - a hotel hallway.
4 0 ReplyFinally the he male
3 0 Reply"looking for friendship" who the fuck uses Tinder to look for friends??
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