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Science Memes @mander.xyz fossilesque @mander.xyz 8mo ago

This is at Jorvik Viking Center.

At the end of the Smell-o-Vision ride. 10|10 awesome museum.

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That can't be the record for the largest poop
- I imagine it was probably larger before it was... Dried out.
  
  Also, 8 inches by 2 inches is pretty fucking large. I say this as someone who has had 8 inches back there.
  
  So like do you use ruler markings to measure that or do you just measure after taking it to the hilt?
  
  Generally, you should use a cloth tape measure to measure dick. There are instructions online if you look.
  
  Also, 8 inches to the hilt is often not pleasant, so work with your partner and learn how deep your sigmoid colon is, and take it slow. Big ol' dick slamming into a wall is not fun unless you are very particularly into it.
- New Olympic sport: Coprolite Extrusion.

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