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Farmer: Hey, Sweet Potato. How is it you became sentient again?
Sweet Potato: I was bitten by a radioactive person and gained human-like powers. Also I'm no longer a Sweet Potato.
Farmer: What are you then?
Sweet Potato: I think, therefore I Yam.
26 0 ReplyThat awkward state when you think you're Yammy, but you're actually yummy.
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Once again proving that you can lead a horse to lager, but you can't make him think.
20 0 ReplyThis is now my second favorite "cart before the horse joke".
16 0 ReplyWhat is the first?
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we’ve come a long way from the Magna Carta
One might even say it’s been a long road
15 0 ReplyIt's been a long road, getting from here to their
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Honestly one of my favorite jokes. I love the stupid horse into a bar format, the misdirect that it's going to be a deep philosophical joke, and the reveal reveal of a dad level pun.
I actually just used this a couple weeks ago in a discussion post for college.
10 0 Reply9 0 ReplyRene Descartes was a drunken fart.
- Bruce
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I Kant believe you've done this...
9 0 ReplyThank you Q...
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