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This is the sort of thing the cranky old wizard says to the hero before inevitably teaching them about mushrooms so they can go on a magical adventure
124 0 ReplyMushrooms took me on a magical adventure where I met a wizard.
36 0 ReplyI used to be a wizard, till I took a mushroom to the knee.
13 0 ReplyWell there's your problem. You're supposed to use the mushrooms orally, not topically.
6 0 ReplyPretty sure you can use some mushrooms topically 😉
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"Mushroom cellar! I am going into battle and need your strongest mushrooms."
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"I am talking to a dark room. Perhaps I already took strong enough mushrooms."
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