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What if he gets eaten by the working class?
For everyone to get a bit of Bezos we have introduced Bezos Biscuits (TM), now with 4 new flavors: heart, liver, kidney and the most requested testicles.
Green Bezos Biscuits™ is not people!
Ah yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it's the red one that's certified made from Bezos, there's like half a gram Bezos in each packet.
(No, not like that - I'm saying Bezos isn't people.)
(Also the green is a reference to Soylent of the same color)
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