Jesus this hurt how right you are. Like any random person you know would be better suited for the job. In fact I am going to nominate my buddy Dave the accountant. He would be a great colony leader.
Honestly, I am amazed that core of SpaceX works as well as it does considering what I learned about Musk recently. That being said, the StarLink and Mars projects seem to be a bad joke, not even slightly based in reality.