Legal loophole
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choose how you die
Old age.
That actually worked once, for a Jester named Triboulet who did things like slap the King's bottom and spread gossip. He chose his execution method as a joke and the King actually laughed, so he was exiled.
In earlier editions, Ghosts rapidly aged anyone they touched by draining their life force. Just saying.
And now just seeing it (and failing a save) ages you.
Still would.
"big ass tiddies, your honor"
DEATH BY SNU SNU
Okay someone go get my horse.
"Not that merciful. Guards, off with his head!"