Trump Fan ‘MAGA 8 Band’ Does Trainwreck Performance To Warm Up Trump Rally Crowd

Trump's whole brand is making people invest in his scams by overvaluing his assets.

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something about this band, okay? They're tremendous, really tremendous. They've got seven members, but you know what? They've actually got eight members, believe me. Nobody knew this before, but I've uncovered it, folks. This is a bigly band, the biggest band you've ever seen.

So, they've got the seven members you all know, but what about their incredible, invisible eighth member? It's there, folks, it really is. I've seen it. It's the spirit, the energy, the passion that these seven amazing individuals bring to the stage. It's like an invisible force that amplifies their talent.

Now, I've been around the music industry, I know talent when I see it. And this band, with its eight members, they're making music great again, believe me. They're winning, they're winning so much, it's incredible.

So, remember, folks, when you talk about this band, don't forget that eighth member. They're a bigly band, a tremendous band, and they're doing incredible things. Thank you, thank you very much!

I hope the 8th is a fucking auto-tuner that they all sing into.